Take a number
Every citizen is entitled to a place in line. The line does not move. That is how you know it is official.
File an application
Name something that does not exist. If the Ministry agrees, you get an official certificate. If it exists, you will be told, in writing.
To keep it, press and hold the certificate (or right-click it) and save the image.
The Registry
Every filing ends up here. Your own filings are kept in this browser and marked in blue. The rest are sample entries from the Ministry's archive.
Decrees in force
Press a button and the decree takes effect on this website immediately. The Ministry accepts no complaints, because complaints do not exist.
Nº 14
The website shall be read from right to left for eight seconds.
Nº 31
The Buy button is declared nonexistent. It will avoid you. Remain calm.
Nº 40
The Ministry is closed for lunch. Lunch is also nonexistent.
Nº 77
The Ministry formally denies the existence of the Ministry, including this sentence.
Nº 88
Gravity is suspended for all decrees. Gravity disagrees.